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| - | Subject: Three Drunk Women | ||
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| - | Three women have a very late night drinking. They leave in | ||
| - | the early morning hours and go home their separate ways. The | ||
| - | next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the | ||
| - | night before. | ||
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| - | The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, | ||
| - | "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got | ||
| - | through the door, I blew chunks for 10 minutes." | ||
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| - | The second says, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got | ||
| - | into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. I don't even | ||
| - | have insurance!" | ||
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| - | The third says, "No, I was the drunkest by far. When I got | ||
| - | home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked over a | ||
| - | candle, and burned the whole house down!" | ||
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| - | She begins to cry. The room falls silent. Finally, the | ||
| - | first girl speaks up: "I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog!" | ||
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