Joy Boy Riot
Last night's fires on the Dreaming Street were a revival of a old nemesis. Informants close to the situation requested anonymity because they were not allowed to comment publicly.
Constable Marty Thinblade deplored the suspected police brutality that happened on Dreaming Street until almost 4am. Others listening from rooftop heard, “Not in the Eyes!” and “Don't Taze Me Man!”
The morning after was a situation of absolute terror. The last Leftover Day proved to be the most defeating in years. Many young men with bad hair and follow-up careers had to fall so far.
–Sally “Suspense” Shaw