{{:jeff_s_characters:jeff_s_characters_maturoma1.jpg|:jeff_s_characters:jeff_s_characters_maturoma1.jpg}} **Argent Scarlett Salt**\\ Sergeant in the House of Shields\\ Agent of Grimmsveldt\\ Defender of Wolvesbane\\ Follower of Yahma\\ Forever indebted to Puddle\\ \\ ===== Assault!! ===== Argent's Haiku He shouts his orders\\ Hulk will smash puny humans!\\ No fun at parties. \\ \\ Whaddaya mean?!? I **LOVE** drinking games! \\ * Spin the faery * Name that organ * Tin pieces ===== On Endorsing Faeries ===== Since I can't write when I say "endorse" that means I just mark a big "X" on the back of a faery. Or is it the front? I can never remember which side I'm supposed to put it on... \\ \\ Don't tell me 'cause I ain't asking. \\ ---- Quote that reminded me of Argent: "Living well may be the best revenge, but a hail of flaming arrows aimed at someone's house will work if you're in a hurry." And again: When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let your courage be as keen, but at the same time as polished, as your sword. Richard Brinsley Sheridan